Discussion in 'Front Porch Chat' started by phideaux, Dec 3, 2017.
Going though my old PB account that I dl'd and stored, I found this. This was originally placed in our now defunct dollar saver.
Now here's a man with a plan!!!
I wonder if he's single, or this ad applies to women only.
So, when Sentry18 goes out on a call, this is what happens at his desk. The cleaning crew.
How Smart is that car? Is it a Smart Car?
As I recall it is an electric car. They had to put it in solar orbit so it would be close enough to the sun to stay charged.
I would move.
You have to move, otherwise you freeze.
Can’t be Canada there is no tractor on the roof
Because of a light snowfall?
Light in Canada maybe.
But where I live we didn't get 2" of snow all winter.
Last year was a different story.
We had 2 feet or more on the ground for a couple of months.
I even bought a snow blower and I didn't think I would ever need one of those.
My Uncle lives in Fairbanks AK and he said when he retired he was going to tie a snow shovel to the front of his motor home and drive south until someone ask him what it was.
a little snow helps appreciate the fullness of the seasons
I appreciate my seasons --- Winter it drops down into the 30's. Spring highs into the 80's. Summer high's onto 120's. Fall down into the 60's. See four seasons and not a snow flake to be seen.
Now those are the our season to appreciate.
TE="TMT Tactical, post: 31537, member: 46"]I appreciate my seasons --- Winter it drops down into the 30's. Spring highs into the 80's. Summer high's onto 120's. Fall down into the 60's. See four seasons and not a snow flake to be seen.
Now those are the our season to appreciate.[/QUOTE]
No snowmen, no ice fishing, no frozen waterfalls, no cross country skiing or snowshoeing, no snowmobiling ..
No vehicles frozen solid, no frostbite, I guess it’s all a trade off
He said.... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said.... You wear pants don't you?
He said..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said..... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said ....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said..... Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said..... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
She said...Why don't you take out the garbage?
He said....Why? You cooked it!
The Cynical Philosopher
I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they are flashing behind you.
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you love someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Money talks ... but all mine ever says is good-bye.
You're not fat, you're just easier to see.
If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?
I can't understand why women are OK that JC Penny has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."
Denny's has a slogan, "If it's your birthday, the meal is on us." If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday, your life sucks!
The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can go in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.
I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.
Money can't buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!
The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie, were all single. The only married person was Otis and he stayed drunk.
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