Discussion in 'Front Porch Chat' started by phideaux, Dec 3, 2017.
at least the meme maker understood etiquette
Both tasteless and tasty at the same time!
How do we know dead people are unhealthy? They spend a lot of time coffin.
Feeding your Spirit Animal could be expensive.
As a child, I always had a fear of someone under the bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him: I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.”
“Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said the shrink….. “Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”
“How much do you charge?” I asked.
“One hundred fifty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.
“I'll sleep on it,” I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked.
“Well, $150 a visit, three times a week for a year, is $23,400.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a new pickup truck.”
“Is that so?” and with a bit of an attitude he said, “and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you"
“He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain’t nobody under there now.”
I guess it’s always better to get a second opinion.
Around here feeling any animal gets you arrested. Is that feeling or feeding? Where are my glasses?
I’m not sure why I think this is so funny. It is outside a Chinese buffet, I can’t say it without an accent.
Separate names with a comma.