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  1. Dec 3, 2017 #1

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    Now ifin you ain't a homesteader...then don't read this...


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    Well I made it, several years ago...

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    Duh !!!


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    Redbeard...one of our daughters would be following that alpaca!! She loves em.
     
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    I found a rare clip of @havasu doing some vehicle based firearms training.

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    When I get up everyday........

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    My wife and daughter love them too. My daughter is taking a fiber class and i told her if she did well she could get a fiber animal. She said alpaca, i said a fiber animal we can eat, she said well all you got to do is butcher it then, im still thinking sheep. I have never gotten along with alpacas or lamas. But i have heard they are tasty!
     
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    Had to steal this one from next door , at our sister gun forum...

    No nativity scene in Washington DC this year.
    The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Live Nativity Scene on Capitol Hill this Christmas season.

    This isn't for any religious reason.

    They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's Capital.
    A search for a Virgin also continues.

    There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.


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    Stop....it...:cry:
     
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    Thats how I am...I'm really a polite person...

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    I got a call not long ago from my god mom in Southern California. She was on the freeway and noticed what she thought was a big dog in the car ahead of her. She just had to immediately call me in hysterical laughter because it wasn’t a dog! It was an alpaca! In the middle of LA in a CAR on the freeway.
    Should I have been offended she said she immediately thought of me because I’m always doing stuff like that???????
     
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    (In response to turn signal mud flap)
    Back in the day I used to tell people that when I was driving truck. It’s amazing how many people seem to be unaware that’s what’s that is from!
     
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    We get alot of funny looks when we transport our goats. Loose in the back of the suburban. City folk don't even know what to do when they see it.
     
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    I do that too! Calves, hogs, you name it. Lol! I still get teased about going threw burger kind drive threw years ago ordering a bacon cheeseburger with a piglet in my lap.
     
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    Hahahahaha! That's so messed up, i love it! You tell them you brought your own extra bacon?
     
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    I totally get this one! :) We got a lot of strange looks when we brought our calf home in the back of an Expedition when Ellis came loose from being hog tied and her head popped up at a red light. Hunny jumped the seat and I slid over to continue driving home just laughing cause it was one of those "I told you so" moments. Yep, should have brought the stock trailer, but oh no. . .
     
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    Alpaca can be very people friendly ---- If they are raised from early age around people. Adult Alpaca are not good around people, they are herd types and do not welcome folks into the herd. My Brother lives in Ecuador and I used to sell Alpaca clothes in our little store. It is the second softest natural fiber in the world and many times warmer than wool and super light. Great fiber! :)
     
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    Always come prepared ;)
     
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    The bearings on one of my trucks hubs fell out during the fair a few years ago. I had to transport 3 goats, a turkey and 4 rabbits and 5 chickens home in our car. Took 2 trips and the kid had a job trying to keep the goats from eating the back seat!
     
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    My Rezimay

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    I waunt to apply for the secritary job I seen in the
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    I love the story havasu but your pic didn't come through. I get the gist as I've seen it before but dang, it's so much better with the picture.
     
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    What a difference on year makes.

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    At breakfast, the man asked his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"


    She replied, "I'd take half and leave you."









    "Great," he said. "Here's $6. I won $12 yesterday. Stay in touch."
     
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    True story: I received a resume online for a preschool teaching position I had open. The young lady wrote that she was the Valley Victorian of her class.
     
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