Discussion in 'Front Porch Chat' started by phideaux, Jan 6, 2018.
"What we've got here is failure to communicate." ~Strother Martin -Cool Hand Luke
"Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck." ~Curly
"This ain't Dodge City. And you ain't Bill Hickok."
"I'm your huckleberry" - Doc Holiday (Tombstone)
Once upon a time ... in a galaxy far far away...
May you live in interesting times. Chinese curse
May you live to be a hundred years, with one extra year to repent! - Irish blessing
"Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you... "
Parents can tell but never teach, unless they practice what they preach. - American proverb
"You can lead a man to education but you can't make him think." - Me
"If You Build It, They Will Come"
Bubba hold my beer
"I always believe that there is no such thing as a free lunch" - Iris Apfel
Hey man. Check this out!
(Redneck's last words)
"I’ve always followed my father’s advice: he told me, first to always keep my word and second, to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult you, you can be damn sure I intended to. And, third, he told me not to go around looking for trouble." - John Wayne
5 out of 3 men are no good with statistics.
I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious.
You get what you get and you don't throw a fit. - Mrs. Sentry18
It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men.
- Fredrick Douglass.
I brought you into the world I can take you out, and make another one that looks just like you.
I'm right 98% of the time, who cares about the other 3%? - Tshirt I bought.
"Yes they're mine, but I am not sure who the mother is." -What I used to tell people when I had multiple kids in tow but their mom was not around.
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please - Mark Twain
"Pull my finger,"
"Political correctness is tyranny with manners." -Charlton Heston (1924-2008)
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
Separate names with a comma.